12/19/2023 0 Comments I dunno tik tokThat pisses Lestat off because obviously the New Orleans constabulary will be like, “Hey where did that important white business moustache disappear to?” And they get in this big fight about how Lestat doesn’t get what it’s like to be a Black vampire in America. But then he remembers that he’s a vampire now and so he kills one of them. Except remember how all those business moustache guys from poker were racist in Episode 1? Well, they are still racist and continue to d*ck him around. Also he’s still trying to do his business deals which is opening a new night club. So, he goes to try it out on his alive family and learns that his mom still hates him and his sister is preggo. And Louis is like, “ But, daddy, I love him.” Which, also fair, I guess? Then he sucks all the blood out of an alive screaming fox.īack in 1910, it’s, I guess, a few months later? And Louis has learned how to read minds now. Meanwhile in 2022, Daniel is like, “Hey guy, your dynamic with Lestat seems pretty messed up due to race, etc.” Which, yeah, fair. So he…pours some milk all over himself (?) and runs back to Lestat’s house, where Lestat gets fully naked and is like, “Get on top of me in this coffin, babe.” And now I am officially deceased too because of Sam Reid’s lethal hotness. But he can’t do that because it’s morning outside and the sun starts burning him to death, just like it does when you’ve been inside a rave for eight hours. LOL this character is literally called “Cornfed Salesman” and he 100% tastes like birdseedĪfter that, though, Louis is suddenly like, “Oh, wait, no, this actually suuuuucks, I should go home now,” like it’s 10 AM after the rave. Instead, they take home this boring tractor sales-nerd in brown tweed who looks like he probably tastes like, I dunno, birdseed or something. Plus, he has to learn how to kill people, only Lestat won’t let him murder the dummy thicc sailor he wants. Like 2 AM at the rave, everything’s glowing, and you’re definitely 100% going to feel this way forever peaking. Wait wait wait… Literally, we just saw 2022 Louis about to eat blood out of a ziplock baggie!īut now is not the time to worry about that I guess, because in 1910 Louis is like PEAKING on vampire blood. Also, he’s like, “Pro-tip, don’t drink blood dripping out of dead people or else you die too but for real.” Got it. “Oh, that’s just your body being wonky because you’re dead now,” Lestat helpfully explains in 1910 as they dispose of the also dead-but, like, really dead-bodies of those priests he murdered. (Happy Easter, Vamp Peers, that is an egg for you!) Daniel (Eric Bogosian) eating dinnerĪnyway, over dinner, Louis tells Daniel all about how right after turning into a vampire in 1910, he started to feel all wonky. Apparently, it is by some dude named Marius who literally no one anywhere has ever heard of ever at all. Louis is (un)dead and… well, maybe not loving it, but Lestat sure seems to be having a blast in the past.īut first, present day times: Daniel is still in Dubai looking at a pretty painting that one of Louis’s super snooty 2022 alive servants tries to art-splain to him. In Episode 2, though, we’re in full-on fang-bang mode. I’ll be honest, as thrilled as I was to be watching the premiere of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire last week-and I was pretty darn thrilled-I was really just kind of impatiently waiting to get to the part where Louis and Lestat are vampire husbands.
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